Another Dam Idiot caught in Downtown Des Moines
Friday around noon a guy had to be pulled out of the river by city hall. He thought it would be ok to swim over the center street dam as long as he swam fast enough. Needless to say he had to be rescued and then he was charged with public intox.
Anyone want to vote how the next idiot will do it?
1. Using a walmart blowup boat
2. Swimming “fast enough”
3. Inner-tube
4. 50 gallon barrel
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Dan in Des Moines Says:
You left out “Floating via Doghouse Roof.”
I’m fairly sure some of those guys in the news footage didn’t end up on the doghouse by accident.
Posted on August 12th, 2008 at 9:52 am